Undefined Paroxysms

The names Sarah and I've been kickin' for 18 years. I'm not sure how interesting you'll find my blog but I'll try to keep it interesting and relevant to who I am. Don't hesitate to send messages or ask questions c:
potatoes-in-a-casket: You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page. The thing has engines in it’s wheels. IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS. See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010. Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology. That means the bitch repairs itself. Oh and that badass window and windshields? It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.  White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want. THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE. why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know

potatoes-in-a-casket:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know

(Source: cartagra, via calderoos)

thatchickdanii:

khaliszt:

The Legend of Zelda main shields (1986-2013)

Many of these shields appear in different games, with various designs. I picked the main ones (almost all of them, except some from minigames or non-cannon games) with designs from different games. Credit of some of the artitstic representations used here (mainly the ones from 2D games or games without artbooks) belong to BLUEamnesiac.

I just had a nostalgic conversation with my sister about the first time you realized your Deku shield could be burned. Then we talked about the first time you lost your Goron tunic to a like like in the Fire Temple.
She’s in for a fun time when she plays Skyward Sword.

(via deliciouspineapple)

The templars have everything! For a thousand years they’ve had the knights, the lyrium, the bloody Maker on their side!

THERE CAN BE NO PEACE.

(Source: sinaxi, via playingwithbandits)